Dear Human and Robotic Kin,

Beep beep boop! You are cordially summoned to compute joy at Rory's 8th revolution around the sun. Our mini-human unit is upgrading to version 8.0!

In his latest firmware updates, Rory has been processing karate sequences, nearing a blue belt patch—potential threat to cardboard boxes everywhere. When not in combat mode, he shifts to piano key algorithms and stage performance protocols, captivating his audience with a blend of theatrics and sleight of hand modules. This upgrade cycle, he's set to debug his role in play number two, sparking pride in our circuits.

Rory's also beta testing as a game developer, crafting pixel worlds in Roblox. With a core interest in coding and robotics, we're rebooting his birthday theme to full robot mode. Anticipate a day of laughter subroutines, learning modules, and robotic dance moves. Your presence is requested; gift.exe is optional but for those inclined, Rory's Amazon Wish List link is compiled.

End of Line. See you at the celebration station!